Hancock v. Hancock

Which movie are they trying to sell us? And does either look appealing?

In Diana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth

I've been gone for a bit, because I have nothing to write about. But today my friend A.L. and I killed some time re-imagining some movie titles as porn titles. Here are 10 we brainstormed. Feel free to add your own in the comments. Lurid and juvenile, yes, but fun.

2008: A Butt Odyssey
Bonked on the Fourth of July
Breast in Show
The Greatest Blow on Earth
Howard's End
The Remains of the Splayed
There Will Be Bone
The Silence of the Jambs
Terms of Enrearment
Twat Lies Beneath

I know. I'm sorry. It's Friday. (It's really Thursday, but I'm off tomorrow.)