The call sheet for my worst nightmare

Celebrity reject Norm MacDonald. Bottom feeder Rob Schneider. Talentless Craig Kilborn. Sellout Jon Lovitz. Non-entity Tim Meadows. Adam Sandler, lord of diminishing returns. The omni-misused David Spade. And that guy, from The Movie That Shall Not Be Named (and his name is above the title?). I always refrain from judging until I've actually seen a movie, regardless of how bad it looks. But I will not refrain from judging this. I have seen the face of evil, and it is middle-aged and moronic.