Saturday, July 09, 2005

If there's any justice in the world



Next Thursday, the Emmy nominations shall read thus:

OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
whoever
whoever
whoever
whoever

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Will Arnett, Arrested Development
Michael Cera, Arrested Development
David Cross, Arrested Development
Tony Hale, Arrested Development
Jeffrey Tambor, Arrested Development

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

Portia de Rossi, Arrested Development
whoever
whoever
Alia Shawkat, Arrested Development
Jessica Walter, Arrested Development

OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Ed Begley Jr., Arrested Development
John Michael Higgins, Arrested Development
Justin Lee, Arrested Development
Carl Weathers, Arrested Development
Henry Winkler, Arrested Development

OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

Mo Collins, Arrested Development
Judy Greer, Arrested Development
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Arrested Development
Liza Minnelli, Arrested Development
Ione Skye, Arrested Development

This is not about being on a "bandwagon." Obviously, there is no bandwagon, because the show has no viewership. This is the greatest show in the history of television. Rent/buy season one. Watch season two as it starts reruns over the rest of the summer. Look forward to season three in the fall.

5 comments:

Middento said...

What about Zach Braff as a guest role? I mean, who else could embody the jeans Daisy Dukes?

J.J. said...

Eh, whatever. I'm not sufficiently impressed with the kid.

bagels, boobs, and beer said...

Ben Stiller as Tony Wonder?

Deadwood and its cast better sweep the drama category or I'll have to duel the members of the Emmy committee. That show is perfect.

J.J. said...

Eh, not so big on Ben Stiller either. Still haven't seen Deadwood, though I imagine it's a little like living in the Q.

bagels, boobs, and beer said...

Totally. A little stabbing, a little whoremongering. And a poop towel.