I've been gone for a bit, because I have nothing to write about. But today my friend A.L. and I killed some time re-imagining some movie titles as porn titles. Here are 10 we brainstormed. Feel free to add your own in the comments. Lurid and juvenile, yes, but fun.
2008: A Butt Odyssey Bonked on the Fourth of July Breast in Show The Greatest Blow on Earth Howard's End The Remains of the Splayed There Will Be Bone The Silence of the Jambs Terms of Enrearment Twat Lies Beneath
I know. I'm sorry. It's Friday. (It's really Thursday, but I'm off tomorrow.)