A good friend of mine wrote
a ditty on Chris Evans, and how he em
bodies the utter inconsequence of
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, whose badness can only be conveyed in grunts and sneezes. Washington Post critic Stephen Hunter comes close to putting it into words in the final line of his
review: "All in all, there is no all, there is no there, there is no is."
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I don't know who this guy is but it looks like somewhere, Sigma Chi is missing a frat boy.
This WaPo hack forgot about Cellular. He starts out topless in that too.
Space, man. Space.
OK, that piece is hilarious. What happens if he someday wins an Oscar? After all, Oscar is also shirtless. *shudder*
Oh, and don't listen to Rusty. Like he has any taste in movies anyway since he actually saw Cellular. I bet he even paid for it in the theater.
oh ohhhhhhhh
he is so sexyi was a girl i wants hom to have sex with me and now too as i'm a boy but i want to be fucked by chris
or suck on his penis and dick
oh ohhhhhhhh
he is so sexy if i was a girl i wants him to have sex with me and now too as i'm a boy but i want to be fucked by chris
or suck on his penis and dick
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