Friday, June 15, 2007

Is it hot in here or is Johnny shirtless again?

A good friend of mine wrote a ditty on Chris Evans, and how he embodies the utter inconsequence of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, whose badness can only be conveyed in grunts and sneezes. Washington Post critic Stephen Hunter comes close to putting it into words in the final line of his review: "All in all, there is no all, there is no there, there is no is."

6 comments:

Alanna said...

I don't know who this guy is but it looks like somewhere, Sigma Chi is missing a frat boy.

Rusty said...

This WaPo hack forgot about Cellular. He starts out topless in that too.

J.J. said...

Space, man. Space.

Middento said...

OK, that piece is hilarious. What happens if he someday wins an Oscar? After all, Oscar is also shirtless. *shudder*

Oh, and don't listen to Rusty. Like he has any taste in movies anyway since he actually saw Cellular. I bet he even paid for it in the theater.

pooria iran said...

oh ohhhhhhhh
he is so sexyi was a girl i wants hom to have sex with me and now too as i'm a boy but i want to be fucked by chris
or suck on his penis and dick

pooria form iran said...

oh ohhhhhhhh
he is so sexy if i was a girl i wants him to have sex with me and now too as i'm a boy but i want to be fucked by chris
or suck on his penis and dick