Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Marathon movie-watching, catheter optional

Two people have broken a Guinness World Record by watching movies for 123 hours inside a transparent plastic box in Times Square. Apparently they could not divert their eyes from the screen (makes sense) but they could have a 10-minute break between movies, which seems like cheating until you realize 123 hours equals about five days, and when else are they going to sleep? I could not do this. I fall asleep easily, and I am virtually incapable of watching more than two or three movies in a row except when in film-festival mode (and even then it gets tiresome).

I've thought about doing a straight sit-through of the Alien franchise. I'm sure many people have watched all six Star Wars movies in a row. I myself have never engaged in a marathon of anything other than "Arrested Development." Although on Sunday I plan to watch Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 back-to-back. But that's not quite a feat.

Anyway, the news story does not say what the record-breakers watched, other than Iron Man to begin and Thelma and Louise to end. Did they have options? Or was the lineup pre-programmed? Estimating a total of 10.25 hours of breaktime leaves 112.5 hours for movie-watching. You could probably fit 56 movies in that time, figuring an average of two hours for running time. If I had to perform this feat and could choose the movies, I'd want a heart-racer or spine-tingler every third or fourth movie, just so I'd stay in the game. Here would be my 15 picks to split up the slog, in order of intensity:

Hour 8. The Innocents. Just enough silence and dread to perk me up.
Hour 16. Michael Clayton. I would not miss a frame of this delicious movie.
Hour 24. Changing Lanes. Same here. Gorgeous, suspenseful drama.
Hour 32. Wild Things. A little titillation after more than a day of watching.
Hour 40. True Lies. Lots of fun, with great pacing by John Cameron.
Hour 48. The Game. A tense mindf*ck. A clamor for relief.
Hour 56. The Fugitive. Harrison Ford carries me all the way.
Hour 64. The Shining. There's something about long, straight tracking shots.
Hour 72. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Quintessential bruised-forearm movie.
Hour 80. Open Water. You can't fall asleep while treading water.
Hour 88. The Silence of the Lambs. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Hour 96. The Blair Witch Project. This is the only terrifying movie on here.
Hour 104. Requiem for a Dream. Can't imagine what this is like to watch on no sleep.
Hour 112. Speed. A movie with three great climaxes. Bam bam bam.
Hour 120. Alien. To look away or fall asleep would be like plugging one's ears during a Beethoven symphony.

What movie always makes you perk up? What is the most intense movie you've ever seen? My answer to the latter question (right now, anyway) is Training Day, which completely gutted and drained me even though (or because) I didn't really like it.

6 comments:

cattleworks said...

Huh, interesting hypothetical situation.
Personally, I'd need food, food and more food.
And then there's no guarantees I'd go past 10 hours now that I'm freakin' old.
The Dr. always celebrates the day after Thanksgiving with watching the whole LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy, and all the extended versions, for extra geekiness.

There would probably be a lot more crap on my list, unfortunately.

But, as an excuse to watch movie franchises, this sounds perfect.
ALIEN, etc. sounds good.
I don't know if I'd watch them in a row. The purist in me says you should, but I think with watching so many movies I'd need to push for variety to keep me interested, so I'd break 'em up.

I'd probably put favorites in at my intervals, films I never tire of watching.

Like JAWS.
DR. STRANGELOVE.
PULP FICTION.
MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN (this is a new one for me. I've seen it a long time before and liked it a ton, but I keep catching perts of it on TCM and I can't leave once I do.)

If I did drama, I'd probably have to stack them in the front, because I'll probably lose my concentration as we go beyond the first day (at least!).

Hmmm...
Cool food for thought.

is that so wrong? said...

Requiem for a Dream after 100 hours of no sleep?! Christ almighty. Just the idea of that is kind of freaky.... especially because I'm afraid it would unlock some kind of psychosis inside me.

Mike zak said...

I tried to watch Alien 1-4 once. I fell asleep somewhere during the fourth.

Most intense movie? Seeing Jurassic Park in theaters when I was 7 was pretty intense.

J.J. said...

Cattleworks: "Films I Never Tire of" is a little bit different category, but I like it. I think it'll be the subject of an upcoming post: movies I can watch over and over again but never get stale.

ITSW: Uh, yuh.

Mike zak: I'd probably fall asleep during the fourth, too. Although I've never seen the fourth!

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