I get home after a day in the country and turn on the TV. E! has red carpet coverage of the BAFTA Awards. A feisty faux-Brit slag is interviewing dapper, aw-shucks Jake Gyllenhaal as Mizrahi-esque fashionistas gush over his adorability and talent. I turn the channel. Comedy Central is featuring Bubble Boy. Never forget where you came from, Gyll. Never forget.