Thursday, April 10, 2008

For a delicate mindf*ck, watch Petulia

Hey you.
I'm drunk.
It's all that stuff Barney gave you.
I'm drunk.
I'll drive you home.
I'll get a bus.
Don't be silly.
Don't pry, Archie.
How am I prying.
I'll get a bus.
If I were prying I'd ask you how you broke your rib, right?
So you fall on a tuba and you break your rib, right?
Wrong. Your rib was broken hours before your fall.
God.