Take a look at Beast and you'll see how I was feeling after the midnight showing of X-Men: The Last Stand. I wanted to tear apart the foam seating with my blue claws. Or, better yet, soar to Los Angeles in the womb of a fiery phoenix, find the Dude and his witless scribes, and use my cosmic powers to pulverize their souls into ash.
In other news, the third movie blows. Let's just say it's a messy, insulting, witless adapation of The Sneetches. I don't have the time (or the will) to substantiate my opinion right now. I am on assignment for the entire weekend, starting now. So stay tuned. In the meantime, feel free to leave your condolences or opinions as the holiday weekend surfs through.
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Oh rats. Now I have no reason to see this. *pout*
Expectations properly lowered.
pulverize their souls... into ash... wow, JJ, that's pretty serious. how about some afternoon delight?
That was so depressing.
WOW!!! That is all I have to say. Just go in there with low expectations and that will make it so much better. Just stay thru the credits though, I don't think that J.J. did. Trust me, many people will be sitting throught the end of the credits just to see a clip of.....
Just go see it a lot of people liked it and that's why it made $107 million in just 3 days!
if dollar value equalled artistic value, Juno would be a weak little girl who could not control her sex and voiced by Diablo, and not an ancient GOD.
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY TO YOU PEOPLE.
blog off.
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